Just a Typical Day for a Dog Fuckinggirl
I honestly think being a dog fuckinggirl is way more exhausting than anyone ever talks about, especially when you're dealing with a puppy that won't stop eating your shoes. It's one of those things where you see the cute photos on Instagram and think, "Oh, I want that life," but then you realize the reality is a lot less aesthetic and a lot more covered in mud. You're basically signing up for a decade or more of constant chaos, but hey, at least you're never lonely, right? ...